The Merits Of Mischievous Mind-Candy
I have no to-do list and I dont own a Blackberry. Furthermore, I have no need for power naps and I don’t do power lunches (unless I’m wearing my tiara, holding my sceptre and handing out titles to members of the realm who probably don’t deserve or tani kredyt desperately need them). Alright, I must confess I do own a cell phone. But, I dont know how to program the blessed thing with all my favorite telephone buddies. And, what makes matter worse, I havent got a clue about the hottest dating device known (to men and women naturally) — text-messaging. So, how does one go about choosing mischievous mind candy (you know, the sweet, sticky stuff that tickles the imagination and adds a few more calories and carbohydrates to one’s already hyperactive cerebellum)? Well, take a word like slob for instance. Its a short, four-letter word that covers a multitude of sins, (also a four-letter word that leaves the drawbridge down and the door wide open for interpretation). Anyway, slob lacks shall we say colourful vibrations. In fact, one could say it probably leaves both the user and the recipient in an indubitably bleak state of mind followed closely behind by a complete loss of libido. So how to bring a spark of interest back to a noun like slob? (Note: “Slob” should not be confused with another...
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