Classic

NEW YORK (CBS) Can someone please present Sammi with a dictionary and point her to the definition of the word “done”? Because it seems, now six episodes in, that she still doesn’t understand what it means.

But the episode wasn’t all about Sammi and Ronnie, thankfully. There was also drunken hookups, a Sunday dinner and some girl-on-girl screaming and hair-pulling.

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Snooki and Jenni kick off the show drinking and being silly. “Shalom!” Snooki shouts before chugging a beer…while wearing a sombrero. Classic.

Snooki tipsily makes her way into Vinnie’s bed, which is fine by him.

“If she wants to come into my bed and throw it at me, I’m gonna take it,” he tells us.

Mike gets straight with Sammi about the note – Ronnie is making her look like a fool. Crushed, she exclaims, “I’m done with it. Done.” Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Snooki wants to come clean about writing the note, but Jenni doesn’t. Angelina, surprisingly, speaks out as the voice of reason, explaining that the note didn’t do anything but stir up more drama. “Nothing happened. She’s still with the f—ing kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?”

Mike overhears the conversation and tells Sammi the girls are talking about her. The Situation finds the whole situation to be hilarious, mainly because it doesn’t involve him. “I’ll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face,” he smirks.

When Angelina is sent into the house to retrieve Sammi, she refuses to go outside and talk. Jenni storms in and starts screaming at Sammi, slamming her for staying with Ronnie, which gets him yelling too. Sammi asks one more time who wrote the note, but leaves the room when none of the girls come clean.

Vinny and Pauly D take a humorous side trip to the eye doctor, where we learn Vinny isn’t repeating last summer’s case of pinkeye. Pauly jokes that Vinny’s eyes are prone to infection because his bushy eyebrows attract more bacteria than normal eyebrows.

Jenni and Snooki prove the “G” in “GTL” doesn’t stand for “groceries” when they go shopping for Sunday dinner. They don’t know what a quart is and Snooki loses her list after ogling a jar of olives and pickles.

The girls are making dinner for the guys, but Sammi won’t help, even though the meal was her idea to cook for them in the first place. Instead, she just skulks and makes a salad, refusing to eat any of Jenni’s food. Jenni is furious, and we can already see these two heading towards a showdown.

Sammi and Angelina are in the gelato shop, and Sammi tells her she’s her closest ally in the house right now. Angelina returns the favor by telling her who wrote the note.

Mike’s sister Melissa picks that weekend to come to town, and she and Vinny reprise their hookup from last summer. Mike gets some attention too, from a girl who might not be a girl. Pauly D seemed sure that The Situation’s hookup is “a tranny,” and the rest of the cast agreed. “If you even have to think about [it]” they echoed in a chorus of confessionals, chances are “it’s probably a dude.”

Mike realizes this the next day. “I don’t even know,” he says, looking distraught. “Who knows, dog…That’s the first time. The first time that has happened. But I’m a trooper! I’m The Situation, man!”

Back at the club, Jenni still fumes over Sammi and Pauly D is so drunk he makes out with Angelina in the cab home. “Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he’s so drunk,” Vinny says.

The gang puts Pauly to bed. Jenni calls her boyfriend and 강원 랜드 룰렛 후기 relays the night, including Pauly’s inebriation. Angelina overhears and thinks Jenni is talking smack, which starts the episode’s culminating fight. Vinny tells Jenni what Angelina said, Jenni freaks and starts screaming, Sammi confronts Jenni about the note, Jenni calls Sammi trash, and, as the credits start to roll, hair is pulled and a catfight begins. To be continued next week, of course.